Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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