just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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