wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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