Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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