On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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