oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Randomize
