i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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