My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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