addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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