therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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