He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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