i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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