One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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