the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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