i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
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