and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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