i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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