Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
if only i could text you this smell
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
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