And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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