would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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