Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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