fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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