Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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