If i come over, it means nothing
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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