respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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