kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
