well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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