i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
