why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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