i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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