Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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