She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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