You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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