what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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