Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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