You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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