I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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