even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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