dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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