i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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