Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
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what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Ketchup is God's man juice
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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