two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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