i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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