Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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