i wish peter jackson would direct porn
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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