yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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