oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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