How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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