He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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