Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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