Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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