I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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